oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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