i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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