i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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