Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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