..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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