Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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