Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
