The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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