Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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