and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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