it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Randomize
