scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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