You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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