Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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