i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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