hell yes lets make some ravioli
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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