I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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