He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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