So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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