The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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