well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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