: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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