Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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