Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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