it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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