David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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