We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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