is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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