Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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