yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just invented taco cereal.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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