Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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