so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize