hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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