If i come over, it means nothing
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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