So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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