i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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