you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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