If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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