Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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