Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It's rum buckets o'clock
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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