The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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