i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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