I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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