I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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