My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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