he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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