what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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I need you to use more vowels.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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