It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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