On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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