So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
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