i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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