I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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