So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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