bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
This show inspires me to have sex in space
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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